We Are Playing Cards Against Humanity
Have you played Cards Against Humanity? Listen as Tom, Yana, Fabio, and Pavel play their version of this game. They have changed up the questions and answers to reflect startups and their scope of expertise. It’s hilarious, a little dirty, and a lot of fun. You don’t want to miss this side of Tom and Yana.
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Today’s Episode:
- [00:24] Hello, everybody!
- [00:57] Tom shares how they created their own deck of Cards Against Humanity.
- [01:23] Governments now seem to find money for everything except?
- [01:31] Yana says they find money for everything except masks, hand sanitizers, and blowjobs.
- [02:28] Fabio says they have money for everything except the fifth restructuring plan in seven years.
- [02:47] “_______” is undervalued, startups should talk more about it on their landing pages.
- [03:12] Yana says, magic mushroom meditations are undervalued.
- [03:29] Organizing secret anti-COVID parties are undervalued.
- [03:58] I’m really getting addicted to Zoom, but I wish it could help me get better at Blank.
- [04:16] Pavel replies with, I wish it could help me stockpile masks, toilet paper, and contraceptive pills.
- [04:51] Yana says, Zoom should help me get better at physically dangerous yet exciting sexual practices.
- [06:05] Fabio says he hopes Zoom can help him with impulsive shopping.
- [06:31] The top three winners of the COVID pandemic are Netflix, Zoom, and Blank.
- [07:18] Pavel says, Improved conversion rates.
- [07:44] Tom says, Netflix, Zoom, and underage girls smiling.
- [08:06] “My friend, telling me she can’t see her boyfriend on Zoom until she loses two pounds and gets a pedicure”.
- [11:07] When the Chief Risk Officer discovered the fraud, she could immediately start Blank.
- [12:17] Pavel says she should immediately start stretching herself too thin.
- [12:49] Fabio thinks she should start magic mushroom meditation.
- [13:09] Yana says she should immediately start an argument with Elon Musk.
- [14:12] “______” startups have the weirdest team-building activities like a “_______”.
- [15:02] Artificial intelligence startups have the weirdest team-building activities, like old hairy men with dirty socks.
- [17:00] Thank you for listening to the show.
Show links:
- How to get in touch with us, if you’d like to tell your startup story: Yana on Instagram, Tom on LinkedIn